The secretary made a tuna sallad for a quick lunch for herself. I became very interested in that stuff as soon as I smelled the tuna.
I just have to question the cooking skills of my secretary... What kind of idiot would spoil the heavenly taste of fresh live dead canned tuna by mixing it with lettuce, tomato, cucumber and other weird stuff? I say keep it simple! Tuna needs no additional stuff to taste good.
AND, she didn't even let me taste the stuff!! So rude of her! Well, as a revenge, I took a sip from her glass of milk...