(en) Britain, Bristol Anarchist Federation - ?Full Employment?? Tory Party?s Hilarious Early April Fool?s Prank

aprilfoolsGeorge Osborne today promised us ?full employment? during a speech in Essex. Has 
Osborne had a turn of cheek and abandoned his Thatcherite politics in favour of the long 
march to socialism? You?d think so, if it wasn?t for the fact that he refused to define 
what exactly he meant by ?full employment?. One thing is for certain though, ?full 
employment? in this case, does not mean jobs for everybody. Nor does it mean the 
government is going to create jobs for people. ---- What he has actually promised us is 
his commitment to securing the ?fullest? possible levels of employment by cutting taxes 
for businesses. Surprise, surprise! The Tories grand scheme to make our lives better is 
actually a way to make life easier for the capitalists. Hands up if you didn?t see that 
coming? Didn?t think so.

He must have made a mistake and put his clocks forward a whole day instead of one hour 
because April Fool?s Day isn?t until tomorrow! Nobody cared to tell George that when he 
let slip his hilarious joke. ?Full employment?? ?Caring about working people?? Tell me 
another one!

Osborne?s carefully chosen words were obviously an attempt to muscle in on traditionally 
Labour territory. Though what is important to remember is that no party can promise us 
full employment, not under a capitalist system. Capitalism relies on a surplus of 
unemployed workers to keep wages and conditions down. The constant threat of unemployment 
is used to keep workers under control and to prevent us for fighting for better 
conditions. We?re constantly reminded that there are an army of people out there waiting 
for the chance to steal our jobs, so we better stop complaining and get back to work!
What does full employment mean though, in its most literal context? Jobs for everybody? 
More like wage slavery for everybody (but the rich). We are forced into work to pay for 
the things we need to survive yet it is we who create everything in the first place. Just 
think, when you go to do your shopping, who do you think picks the vegetables, stacks the 
shelves or sits at the check outs everyday? It isn?t the bosses, that?s for certain. It?s 
working people like you and me, and its working people who receive the smallest cut of the 
economy.

Full employment is a scam, dreamed up by politicians to try to lull us into a sense of 
better days to come. When in fact full employment wouldn?t result in any meaningful 
increase to our living conditions. Only a new society, based on mutual aid, where people 
are free to consume and produce what they want. Where we don?t need bosses to tell us what 
to do. Where we receive the full fruit of our labour and don?t need money to survive. That 
world is called anarchist communism, and it?s what we are fighting for.