Assad vewy vewy angwy

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad is vewy vewy angwy after a Syrian opposition leader provided an interview with Israeli news media in which he expressed support for the Jewish state.

"We have the same enemies and similar interests," [Dr. Kamal] Al-Labwani stated Friday evening, in a special interview with Walla! News. "Now is the time [to work together] it seems that any later will be too