Who Will Read the Hyperobjects Audiobook?

The anarchist mayor of Reykjavik has requested an audiobook of Hyperobjects. But who will read it?

Let me know your preferences by commenting on this post.

The choices so far are:

Darth Vader
Galadriel
Agent Smith
Gru
Lady Mary Josephine Crawley
Stella (Over the Hedge)

PS: This is really happening. Except for some of it.

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