Finally some good news: Peres doesn't want to be President anymore

Unhappy with the candidates to succeed Shimon Peres, Prime Minister Netanyahu has floated a proposal to change the law and allow Peres to remain President after July of this year. You know, 'Palestinian' style.

But alas, King Shimon the conniving has said no. He wants to go off and run his 'Peres Center for peace' rather than continuing to foil the will of the people from another perch.