I swear I didn't do this!!
But can I please sniff the dirt while it's just laying there on the floor?
P.s. A note from the secretary, she already regrets writing the fact number 10. about me in the awards post. Feels like she has jinxed things now.
It wasn't me!
I swear it was the big black ugly fish from the aquarium who did this! You have no idea what he is capable of when you are away!