DUCK!

Not quite sure what makes this a lead story but it fascinates me. "Duck Dynasty" is a mildly amusing reality show on A&E about a family of camo-wearing, long-bearded rednecks who exemplify every conceivable stereotype about the species. You don't need to guess very far about their politics, but that's not really what the show is about. Then the patriarch of the clan, Phil Robertson, gets the