"Lap up my peppered ballstick."
"Massive archives of steaming cheese."
"Fuckleberry Finn."
"Dribbly adventures with amazing jam."
"Spermy twigsticks."
"Buttocks."
"Mother of spunk!"
"Wax my downstairs whiskers."
"Pan-fried dongle journeys."
"Whispery twits."
Some more swearing Shipley has done recently.
And some more.