AMAZING GRACE

Stop me if you've heard this one before. The Senate is close to a bipartisan compromise. John Boehner says, Don't bother passing it because I won't even bring it up for a vote in the House, effectively torpedoing the effort. 

He then starts working on his own bill, a Republicans-only bill, but after a series of false starts, admits defeat because he can't get HIS OWN PEOPLE to support it.