#EpicFail: What if they made a 'million Muslim march' and only 21 (you can count 'em) showed up

There was a 'million Muslim march' on the Washington Mall on Wednesday, 9/11/13. You might not have heard about it. Here's an aerial view (above). Can  you see them?

Maybe if we move the view closer to the ground, you'll be able to see better.




Looks like there were a few Muslims missing. Maybe they were too busy doing other things.

Guy giving away free pork in front of the White House and