The Onion does the 'settlements'

Imagine if the Onion did a piece on the 'settlements.' Oh wait, you don't have to imagine. They've done one.

As part of their continuing efforts to bring peace to the
conflict-stricken region, Israeli government officials announced today
the construction of a new settlement on Palestinian lands where future
peace talks can be held. “After years of failed diplomacy, it has become
clear