"Oh my spunky days."
"Kiss my cheese flanks."
"Holy cockweasel with dragging balls."
"WAAAAAaaaaanky crisps."
"Slap my gazongas skyward."
"Pissy onion pie."
"Lick my special sauce, nobclock."
"Giant swaying dongs."
Read more about Shipley's foulmouthed ways in Under The Paw, Talk To The Tail and (out very soon!) The Good, The Bad And The Furry.