Memo to all South Florida TV reporters: Please stop interviewing idiots

How many idiots and crybabies can one TV reporter cram into a 2 minute and 20 second story about rain?


Let's find out as we watch CBS 4's Natalia Zea tap into a mother lode of stupidity on South Beach yesterday.


“And I can’t believe the flooding, I’m going to have to wade through the water get across.” -Danielle Langevin


"It’s a whole mess, and it’s a shame, it’s Miami Beach, it shouldn’t