Hezbullah offering protection to Snowden

You can't make this stuff up.


Can't make this up: Iraq's Iranian-backed Hizballah Brigades is offering Snowden protection. http://t.co/CnZxAJej3g CC @robertcaruso
— Phillip Smyth (@PhillipSmyth) July 19, 2013

Do they know about the stripper girlfriend and all those other things of which Hezbullah doesn't approve?

I think I'd rather be in an American prison than be protected by Hezbullah.