High Noon award: Ok. This feud is getting a bit ridiculous now. It's gone from a misspoken phrase to a clash of pride to a quagmire of misunderstandings and everyone's judging and taking sides.
Fashion Fail award: I love Hayley's anorak. But it's July!!!
A bit previous award: Audrey thinks David's "moments" are all behind him. It's only been a week or so since the peanut incident.
Birthday Fail award: Roy doesn't know how the Happy Birthday song goes!
Nero Award: Roy is griddling while Rome burns! Brilliant line!
Quest award: Roy has thrown himself into research. But he is supportive when it counts.
Banshee award: Yes, Sally does have that quality sometimes, doesn't she?
Taking the bull by the horns award: Carla was the one doing the proposing.
A Rose by any other Name award: Yes. It *is* a Pawnbrokers. They just made it politically correct with a different name.
Callback to Corrie History: Loved the mention of the collapse of Number 7 in the 60s.
Musical Ambiance award: Ashes to Ashes playing while Tina comes to terms with Jake coming home from hospital, but not with her.
Lines of the week
Roy "Know Thine Enemy"
Tracy "Mam, change the record" Deirdre "No. I won't"
Roy re the Tango "To me it's an exhausting blur of legs and feathers but to my wife, it's poetry in motion" (Awww isn't he lovely?)
Deirdre "Me pottery teacher said it was a one-off" (certainly!)
Carla "Sometimes you get too used to being the strong one" Hayley "Roy sees the world through a strange lens"
Leanne to Nick "Has anyone got a grudge against you?" (you don't have to look too far)
Eileen to Paul "Why don't you try playing the grownup"
Peter "Richard Branson I ain't, baby"
Carla "Deirdre, they should bottle you"
Peter to Tracy "You're showing signs of a heart, you want to get that checked out"
Peter "What was it that attracted you to the skint bigamist bookie?" Carla "His black leather jacket, actually" (Yep, that would do it for me, too!)
Hayley "I don't want my life to be on long conversation about cancer"
Tracy to Deirdre "Instead of listening to my dad, why not splash out on a few opinions of your own?"
Carla "Buy me some bling!"
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