Bad British baseball commentary: Salamander?

Mrs. Carl sent me this very cute piece from NPR about what would happen if a cricket broadcaster had to announce a baseball game.

Suppose you have never seen a baseball game. All you know is cricket,
and somebody sticks you at a Yankee/Red Sox game and says, "Do the play
by play. Now. You're on!" There's no time to prepare. You don't know the
rules, the names or the positions. All you know