Dogsbody Award: Peter doesn't care that Rob updated the shop, he's still making him to the grunt work.
Whose job is it anyway? award: Wouldn't the leasing company be responsible for the broken coffee machine? Why would Rob as the customer even be allowed to mess with it if it's malfunctioning?
Goose is cooked award: The secret of Gary and Tina is bound to come out.
Appropriately named award: There's probably a good reason why they're called DUMBbells. At least where Chesney and his motives are concerned.
Self Destruction award: Chesney is trying to get fit. And then has a beer before his date, which he's probably nervous about.
Not a Big Deal award: Low key opening of the pub includes champagne and balloons, if Gloria has her way.
Feckless Fella award: Karl has never worked as hard as he has these past two weeks. He's probably never worked hard in his life.
Sense of Entitlement award: Gloria wants a guided tour of the pub/building site in the middle of the high pressure to finish before Sunday. Go away.
Well, Duh award: Dev is surprised to consider that Aadi might feel as messed up inside as he does.
Roy "I had the distinct impression that the only reason you'd want to visit his grave is to dance on it"
Sylvia "You wonder how a nation that is so fond of analysing itself can end up such a mess"
Chesney "I don't need cheering up ALLRIGHT!!!"
Rita to Norris "Isn't it funny that the things folk are most interested in are generaly NONE of their business" (but Norris will never change)
Roy to Craig "Do you think it's going to develop little legs and take itself to the nearst bin?"
Beth to Sinead about men "They're all interested, just some are better at hiding it than others"
Rob to Carla "No need to bite her head off" Carla "Sorry, force of habit"
Steve "Women like to know who's boss, you got to show 'em the trou.....sers" (as Michelle walks up...wearing trousers)
Carla to Peter "You've got a built in Tracy Barlow lie detector?" Peter "Yes, in full working order, new batteries"
Rob "Did you really murder your ex?" Tracy "Does it really matter?... I have never murdered anyone I liked" (that wouldn't make me feel better)
Rita to Dennis "Do you know what a mojo is?" Dennis "a cocktail?" (that's Mohito!)
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