Silver star: Carla goes the minimal route. Deirdre experiments (coq au vin from scratch). I reckon none of them will end up with their own cooking show.
Buzzword award: Cappucinos and rebranding and Development Consultants. Rob is on a roll.
Bromance award: Tyrone and Tommy back together again!
Blast from the past award: Ken and Peter both reckon Rob reminds them of Mike Baldwin. He does a little but he's got more smarm than the charm Mike could have now and then. Also: Peter quoted Blanche!
Love is blind award: Stella is naturally going to believe Karl over Leanne without a suspicion.
If I was a Carpenter award: Kylie's rubbish at putting things together. Even Lego!
Cheesy business name award: "Denaro bank" really? "Denaro" is an Italian and Spanish slang word for Money.
The Ultimate Ultimatum award: Leanne on investing in the Rovers. "It's Karl or the Rovers"
Lines of the week
Deirdre "Oh Eileen. Not Ghost!" Eileen "Well, you're not the only one that likes a bit of pottery. It was either that or five menopausal women talking dirty" (lovely girly scene!)
Jason to Deirdre "Just the woman I've been looking for" Deirdre "Can I have that on film and play it back on a daily basis?"
Peter "We had a perfectly good coffee machine" Rob "What? Tea, coffee and botulism?"
Peter about Rob "He's like a human oil slick"
Peter to Carla "Save you turning the microwave on" Carla "Oy cheeky, I'm always cooking!" Peter "A ham and cheese toastie? How is that cooking?" Carla "It started off cold, I made it hot. That, baby, is cooking" (works for me!)
Izzy "I'd rather stitch knickers" (Liar)
Lloyd to Steve "Your bum cheeks might be rock hard but the rest of you is hangin"
Owen to Izzy "Since when have you given a damn about what people think about you"
Ken about Rob "You know who he reminds me of? Mike Baldwin. And look at the chaos he caused"
Karl to Stella "Life without you would not be worth living" (and that's his whole motivation isn't it?)
Peter to Carla "If it were Christmas every day it would never be Christmas at all" (Yay, a Blanche quote apparently!)
Kylie "I hope you're not expecting me to put the thing together, I can't even do Lego!"
Karl "Why am I here feeling accused?" (Oh, you wonder why?)
Rob to Tracy "Your brother's a snake" Tracy "That runs in the family"
No awards for the next couple of weeks, I'm on me holidays!
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