Fifth Wheel award: Izzy feels like a spare part watching Tina and Gary laughing together and participating in the classes.
Swinging the lead award: Faye does not normally have toast with chocolate spread and chocolate milk for breakfast
Shot yourself in the foot award: Chesney is pushing Katy right back to Ryan with his jealousy.
Wonderbra award: Katy really did have herself done up like a dog's dinner, tight dress, very high heels and push up bra. Plank award: Chesney. Definitely
Pants on Fire award: Gary's lying about the ring.
Mary not-so-Bobbins award: Mary's making herself indispensible.
Donald Trump award: Leanne drives a hard bargain.
X Factor award: Up and coming star Faye Windass?
Peeing contest: Rob and Peter are still at it, naturally Carla would think Peter and Rob will work well together. I don't think.
Smug award: Leanne and Nick.
Lines of the week
Anna about Faye "I don't want her to be happy (with Tim), I want her to be dead miserable"
Chesney "You make it sound like it's all my fault, like I'm the one being unreasonable" (you are being unreasonable, now)
Fiz to Chesney "You need to stop acting like some daft little kid and man up!" (I've been saying that for weeks)
Steve "I'll have you know I'm in great shape" Ryan "Yeah. Round is a shape"
Steve "I wouldn't be caught gambling if there wasn't an element of risk"
Mary to Dev "You can do this, you know, but it's a marathon, not a sprint"
Leanne "I'd say you got yourself a bargain there, Carla" Carla "And I'd say you're the luckiest cow in Manchester"
Peter "You've backed me into a corner" Carla "I've thrown you a lifeline"
Carla "Leanne knows the square root of chuff all"
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