Corrie Weekly awards: April 15 - 19

Mardy Mare award: Faye. Full Stop. But I do understand.

Continuity WHAT? Tim bought a sofa bed between Friday and Monday. He's out of work. Why wouldn't there have been a sofa already in the flat that Dev would have owned? The rest of the furniture must be Dev's.

Hidden agenda award: Karl ranted and raved at Dev getting cranky with them and suggested they move away. Get out of Dodge before the Sherriff moves in?

Musical ambience award:
"Let's hear it for the boy" while Stella and Karl are discussing their reunion. "Lean on Me" while Sophie is helping Dev.

Daft as a brush: Kirk. But sometimes his logic makes perfect sense.

Rubbish name award: Sinead Tinker. STinker Tinker indeed.

Crap support award: Steve really does mean well, trying to support Dev, but he's kind of rubbish at it isn't he! He was a bit better with Eileen at least.

Lines of the week

Eileen to Paul "I can't believe you stayed down here last night" (you did tell him it was over)
Gloria "Sunita was a pyromaniac and a scrubber"
Julie "We are both compassionate people" Brian "I am completely selfish, cold, and indifferent"
Tim "I've never had a plan in me life"
Dev to Stella "Get out of my face. Both of you" (so say we all)
Jason to Eileen "You could always get a dog"
Anna to Faye "I need you to calm down RIGHT NOW" (yes, frogmarching her home is going to really help with that)
Dev about his 8 year old twins "They have no ability to organize themselves"
Mary "I will bounce back. It's what I do"
Fiz "You never get anything if you don't have a plan"
Mary "Prepare to be dazzled" Dev "What just happened!"
Norris "Why are you feeding this insanity"
Rita "You'll have to excuse Norris. We're having a tact-free day"
Eileen to Norris "When I see my first dusty moth-eaten mummy, I'll be thinking of you" (Great come-back!)
Ryan to Katy "You deserve better than Ches" (And that's you??)
Sophie "How was Mary Bobbins?" (Hah!)

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