Welcome to another Installment of
Wordy on Wednesday
[formerly known as Wordless on Wednesdays but we've got too much to say! MOL]
The Pink Flamingo Saga continues... in Part VII
It all went rather pear-shaped to say the least, at the end of last weeks episode. Amber let the laser streams cross and all hell broke loose ~ nuff said, as I know many of mew are eager to find what the flip is going off, so hold real tight my furriends it's gonna be a mega wild ride.
On with show!
For a quick recap on the all happenings thus far, click here:
Part I ~ Part II ~ Part III ~ Part IV ~ Part V ~ Part VI
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***BOOM!***
The sky rumbled and the air crackled and fizzed with such force we were all thrown effurywhere and pinned to the ground by the initial fallout.
The lights in the sky were so flash-tastic and neon bright that I couldn't look, but then I heard it, and I didn't need to see it, as my heart sank into a pit so deep it was fathomless.
"Oh my Goddess Bast, have mercy on us!" I said under my breath.
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"And ACTION!"
The sky began to darken leaving only a single patch of blue left, the clouds turned an ominous red, billowing in huge rolling waves above us as the thunder boomed at almost deafening proportions.
Amber lay stock still on the lawn, her eyes now closed, but at least she was still with us.
Smoochie hurried towards me. "Basil, Basil, the sky's falling down!" he yelled in terror.
I was flat on my back, slightly winded too from the sheer force of being hurled across the garden.
"Basil! Basil! Are you ok? he asked worriedly as he reached me.
"Don't Panic!" was all I managed to say before this happened.
**KABOOM**
"Oh my cat!" screamed Snowie. "Basil, Basil, do something!"
[At this point I am wondering, why is it always me that has to fix effurything!?!]
"Oh heck! It's a trans-dimensional vortex!" I shouted back, trying to be heard above the rushing wind and booming thunder. "Snowie, Smoochie get Amber to safety.... quick get behind the granite mill-wheels... hurry!"
Smoochie cried out in alarm just as the most fiercest lightning I've effur seen erupted from the centre of the newly opened vortex, zapping through the boiling and bubbling sky in deadly zigzags of white hot light.
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**FLASHBACK**
And then I remembered it all, long ago when I was a covert operative at the supurr secret Field Intelligence Burrow [or F.I.B. fur short], this purrticular case had been dealt with, sealed, classified and put away many, many moons ago in secret bunker known only as Area 20.5 and I so hoped that I'd neffur have to deal with it again. How wrong I was...
A cold sweat eked all over my skin, making my fur clammy and me feel the despurrate need fur a bath!
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I rounded on the Pink Flamingo, he looked like he was about to **POOF** off, so I grabbed him and leaned in real close.
"Look pal, this is your fault, if mew hadn't teleported your feathery, vile tasting pink body into my house and harassed my furmilly, this would neffur of happened," I snapped, rather irately. "So don't think mew're going to be teleporting off and leaving me to fix your flipping trans-dimensional vortexing mess, capisce?"
He looked intensely afraid, his black beady eyes bugged rather unpleasantly as his gaze focused on something behind me. I could feel him trembling beneath the firm grip of my paws. I took a long, slow deep breath.
"It's here, isn't it?" I asked, though not really needing too, as the Pink Menace confirmed this by pooping his pants.
"So ve meet again Viddairs!" the highly accented voice said loudly.
"It's Widdairs with a Wouble U, you flipping moron!" I said brusquely, not turning around.
I let go of the pooping pink menace rather rapidly, watching as he appeared to fall backwards in slow-motion and landed with a soft squelching sound.
"Classy move!" I murmured.
"Oh you didn't just let me fall in my own poop!" he said in genuine horror, temporarily forgetting our alien visitor as he sat in a steaming pile of guano. "Oh man, that has to be the nastiest sensation I've ever experienced!"
"Mew're worried about how it feels to be sitting in a pile of turds when we're being invaded by brain sucking aliens, jeez, get your priorities right," I retorted sharply.
"So ve meet again Viddairs!" the highly accented voice said even louder. Like I hadn't heard him the first time.
Spinning around to face something which had a loose resemblance to what I'd hurled up a only few short days ago. Howeffur this one was much, much bigger, had a terrible bad attitude, smelled like something had died and possessed really sharp claws.
"For the love of chicken flavoured noms, it's Widdairs with a Wouble U!" I spat, my temper nearing breaking point. "Look here mew brain loving mutated furrball alien monster thing... I've got one nerve left and mew're seriously getting on it!"
I heard Snowie scream and Smoochie cry out in terror, but Amber was still silent.
"What the flip is that hideous thing?" the Pink Flamingo screeched hysterically.
"That," I said more calmly now, as the sky raged above us in a swirling mass of angry red. "Is Furrz the Ferocious from the planet Yakitup, which is located in the Fuzzy Frizz Nebula, found in the Angelhair Dimension."
"I have prayed for this day for so very long my old adversary!" Furrz continued completely oblivious to my brief explanation of his origin. "I have waited by the trans-dimensional gateway for many cycles, and it finally opened, now I'm going to exact my revenge.... muwwahahahahaaaaahaaaaahaaa!"
"Oh boy, there's nothing like a raving, looney, psycho brain sucking angry alien furrball with really long sharp claws!" I said under my breath, then deciding to take a whole new approach, I said rather genially. "Furrz dude, mew are looking well and mighty furry my old... erm... my old..."
"Basil kill it! KILL IT BASIL!" Smoochie screamed peeking out from his hiding place. "KILL IT!"
"Oh Bugger!" I wailed internally, my only plan just lucking right out.
Furrz took great exception to Smoochie's suggestion. "You evil killer, you squished my brother, Mattee Ballz, I saw you do it right before the portal closed last time and now it's your turn to die, how many of your nine lives do you have left Viddairs?" Furzz spat icily, globules of spit landing in my fur.
I raised an eyebrow surreptitiously, then I lifted up a paw and began to count slowly, then I did a recount just to make doubly sure, but before I could answer he screamed with fury, and lunged forward, his milky eyes changing colour and his long tongue, lashing out like a thick blue whip with lethal pincers at the end.
Snowie screamed again as the sky bubbled and boiled above, lightning cracked and the thunder boomed.
I jumped back, as the vicious tongue thrashed around and made another attempt to grab me.
The Pink Menace was still on the ground, quivering and sobbing, and generally being a gibbering wreck and that's when it happened.
'And CUT!'
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I know, I know, but we have to leave it there, believe me if I could tell the whole story in one go I would! It won't seem two shakes of a bees right knee until we're back again with the next; heart stopping, mind blowing, brain sucking, out of this world episode!
Anyhoo in the meantime, I bet mew've got more questions than mew could poke your tail at, such as...
Is Amber ok? [yes - unconscious though, fur the time being]
Oh heck, do those nasty, evil, furrball brain sucking aliens really exist? [that's classified]
How do we kill them, if they do? [also classified]
Does the planet Yakitup really exist in the Angelhair Dimension? [classified]
Were mew really in the F.I.B? [yes, but it's classified]
Did mew really squish his brother? [I'll get back to mew on that]
How many lives have mew got left? [classified]
What does U.F.O. stand fur? [Unbelievable Furrball Oppuration]
What about the Pink Menace, is he really covered in poop? [yes and MOL, too funny, hahahahahahaaaa!]
How many episodes are left? [not sure]
Can I join the F.I.B. and become a covert FIBBER Agent? [sucks in deep breath, hmmmm... perhaps]
etc...
purrlease feel free to add your own questions...
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Thanks so much fur joining us again, mew know we really love your company. Stop by on Friday when it's Pet Parade time.
Happy Wednesday
Bestest purrs
Basil & Co xox
>^.^<
Thanks so much fur joining us again, mew know we really love your company. Stop by on Friday when it's Pet Parade time.
Happy Wednesday
Bestest purrs
Basil & Co xox
