Let Down award: Jason was so worried about Stella. Her first words? "Karl" Ouch.
Ironic award: Everyone's fawning over Karl for being a hero. Too bad he's a selfish murdering bum.
Spot On award: Jason suggested that Karl burned down the Rovers.
Self Serving award: Karl made sure to let Dev know that Jason is suspected of starting the fire.
Game Over award: Kirsty smacked Julie hard and then, with Julie just next door on the other side of the thin walls, screamed at the baby, and you know they heard it!
War Zone award: Stan the Lollipop man uses his imagination and pretends his lollipop is an AK47! Brilliant!
Rolling over in her grave award: Blanche must be haunting the One O'Clock club now that they're a hive of drug activity!
Gallows humour: Mary really doesn't have a stop button on her gob does she?
Lines of the week:
Sylvia "Why don't you dig a hole and bury me now!"
Gloria to Karl "What you did was brave and very special" (especially that bit where he lit the fire)
Sylvia "She's used to standing by her man in the dock. When she's not in the dock herself, that is" (Got filled in on all Fiz's history, I see)
Jason "I wouldn't be surprised if he burned down the Rovers"
Gloria to Jason "It's not all about you" (Well, yes it is, if you're accusing him of causing the fire)
Sylvia "I don't like to relax. I don't see the point of it"
Karl "How did things get out of control?" (you might well ask)
Kirsty "I feel like i'm losing control" (Finally!)
Stella "I started a fire. Ran a bath, and then got in it. Must be a life insurance scam"
Julie "I am a brilliant lie detector. My instincts are never wrong" (How about your Irony Detector?)
Sylvia to Stan: "I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't got a hoodie on under that coat!"
Julie "I was cheerleader for Team Kirsty"
Beth "I've painted me toenails so many times me shoes are starting to pinch!"
Chesney to Eva "Buy you a drink?" Eva laughs "What we having darlin, a milkshake? For me to even have a coffee with you, y
You'd have to be a little bit older, a little bit smarter, a little bit taller, and a lot less drunk"
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