After 42 years, John Dorschner says goodbye to the Miami Herald

METROFAIL


In a way, it's like we appeared on a TV quiz show and won a Rolls-Royce. We were ecstatic, until we discovered that the maintenance costs -- insurance, gas, repairs -- are absolutely horrendous, and that we would have been better off with a Toyota, even if we had had to pay for the Toyota ourselves.


Metrorail is almost like that. But not exactly.


Because you could always sell the