Busted award! Amy saw Steve kissing Michelle.
Oblivious award: Roy just never had a clue about Mary's intentions all along. Steve believes Ryan's lies about not doing drugs even with a dealer lurking in the corners.
More than this award: It wasn't the criminal record that went against Gary, it was the type, assaulting an officer (and also assaulting David Platt if you will remember) and his PTSD as well.
Somebody Stop Me award: Mary delayed and delayed hoping Norris would stop her leaving but Hayley did. Some really lovely scenes between the two women!
Let the Games Begin Award: Tracy's home and gunning for Michelle.
That Kid Has Talent Award: Sophie told little Jack they had to go before he learned naughty words and the baby smiled!
It's not your fight award: Eva caused trouble for Karl and got him sacked because he betrayed her mother. I understand her angst but it's not her fight.
Nosey Parker award: It's only your business, Owen, if Izzy and Gary make it your business.
Steve to Tracy "Michelle is everything you are not. She's kind, funny, thoughtful and not a complete and utter psycho!" (and she's gorgeous and has a killer figure, and her face never looks like this face (on the right) even when she's angry or crying!)
Mary "Show me forbidden fruit and I'm like Eve at an eat as much as you like buffet"
Amy to Steve "You tell lies!"
Steve "I think 'seeing somebody else' is a bit strong"
Tracy "Not only are you a liar, but you're teaching your daughter to be one as well" (spot on)
Anna about Mary "She's like a piranha in a cardie"
Owen "What you see is what you get with me" Anna "Yeah. And folk see a loud mouthed bully" (spot on there, too)
Sunita to Karl "My life finally makes sense because of you" (Oh you poor deluded woman)
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