High Noon award: Showdown in the cafe.
Marking your cards award: Peter's insecurities about Nick bubble over and are threatening to come between he and Carla.
Coming over all Previous award: Faint star: Mary got all a-quiver over the idea of Norris fancy dancing.
It still hurts award: Teary star: Leanne still has a hard time seeing Peter and Carla together.
Pants on Fire award: Karl *said* he'd get gambling help but it sure didn't sound like it.
Bull in a China Shop award: Mary was twirling Maria around the shop and knocking stock off the shelves. That's the kind of Mary I like, rather than that nasty spiteful one.
Wonderful stuff: Gail drinking at the bar. Eva snarking at Sunita and Leanne. Beth with a furry mobile cover, mistaking the rat for the phone!
Crying Towel Award: Soggy Star: Nick's gonna need the crying towel, later if not sooner. Marcus and Sean have split up.
Rebound award: Leanne moans about being alone and Peter being happy, so she falls right into Nick's arms because he still loves her if nobody else does.
Lines of the week:
Mary to Hayley "I didn't know you were a dancer" (she's only been taking salsa lessons for 2 years)
Eva "Button your blouse up, Sunita, it's not a knocking shop!" (Claws in, ladeh!)
Gail "Lewis. Could I have a virtuous glass of water to put my son's mind at rest?" Lewis "Still or sparkling?" Gail "Still. I'm sparkling enough!" (Bwahahaha!)
Mary "We don't make old bones in our family. We burn bold and bright and then are snuffed out like a cheap candle"
Nick "I always wanted to be a dad" (maybe since you grew up because you didn't want to be when you were married to Leanne)
St.Ella "what about love, Leanne?" Leanne "It's overrated"
Simon "As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we live"
Marcus "The only thing i spooned last night was Liam's 'Tickle Me Elmo'"
Simone "Is that a rat!" Tracy "That's his mother"
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