Wrong end of the stick award: Kirk thought Marcus fancied him! Aw bless!
Head in the clouds award: Peter thinks running away will solve all his problems. It won't.
Classic enabling award: Tyrone is always finding reasons to blame himself for Kirsty's tantrums
Revenge award: Peter says he's doing it for Simon but he's doing it to get back at Nick and Leanne and Nick knows it.
Bleach my brain award: Mary suggested she should have worn a low cut top to distract Roy. Ewww.
Forerunner/Deja Vu award: Steve seems to have very fond memories of Michelle. Where did that come from?
Done her homework award: Mary has most definitely brushed up on all of Roy's likes, dislikes, and even his emotional "buttons" like his father and invents her own empathy for him. The woman is a stalker. Good think he's mainly oblivious. But what's it going to get her? Three hours of The Sound of Steam. You might want to rethink it, Maz!
Money grows on trees award: Dev is still always moaning about financial problems yet is willing to spend a fortune on a wedding venue and holidays etc.
Granny Wars: Stella and Gail are bashing heads over babysitting Simon. Is this necessary?
Boo! Hiss! Award: It's official, Don't like Ryan. (Not supposed to, mind you)
Jaw Dropping fashion D@MN award: Holy Crap, Eva looked dangerous! Ryan had no chance and neither would any other man faced with this!Lines of the week:
Carla "Hello!!?? Dumped of Weatherfield!?"
Leanne to Carla "Every man that you love ends up dead!" (Black Widow of Weatherfield, indeed)
Tommy "Jason's not even deep enough to be sad"
Mary "Elgar has touched parts of me that no other man could reach"
Leanne "You may have taken my husband but you take my son over my dead body!!"
Eva "If this is what you talk about on a lads' night out, thank GOD I was born a girl!"
Eva to Sunita "You make a right good scrubber"
Sean "It looks more like a cow's milking equipment" Julie "Pull the other one!"
Julie to Sunita "This dress should reflect your heart's emotions" (that would be stone cold black then?)
Steve "So fix it" Ryan "You mean grovel?" Steve "No, I mean grow up!" (got it in one!)
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