Audrey here...

"The old geezers at this house won't play with me."

"They just stare at me and sometimes hiss. Even my mom is useless. 
They say I'm too NUTS."

"Do I look nuts to you?"
"Debbie, I'm bored."
"Oh pipe down, Audrey. Your' sister's coming tomorrow to stay 3 days so you'll have plenty to do. Meanwhile, I am putting away all breakables and plants within a mile radius. I'm also trying to find those blasted ear-plugs so I can get some sleep in the next 72 hours.

"MY SISTER'S COMIN' ?"
"I have to make plans"
and get rested up. And maybe have a manicure. Deb, sharpen these up, will ya"
"Oh, I'm so excited. The old saps will hate her, it'll be great."

 "I'll wait here"

for Ruby.
Audrey