When "Dr. X. Treme" offered to send me the X1 Orgasmatron for review, I jumped at the chance.It's a funny looking contraption -- one of my Naked at Our Age Facebook followers asked if I got it from Woody Allen when I posted a photo.
The actual machine resembles a black plastic light bulb, over which you fit a bubblegum pink dildo. The light bulb has one cord, but you have two more cords to attach before you can plug it into a wall socket.
Yes, three cords, total. Once you're all plugged in, so to speak, you dial up the intensity you want, and supposedly get a physics-law abiding orgasm. According to the inventor's website, http://www.doctorxtreme.com:
This vibrator's design is based on an understanding of the applied physics of sex machines... Most vibrating machines only move a tiny patch of skin on the tip of the clitoris. While this part of the body is incredibly sensitive, the clitoris is like an iceberg. A vast structure of nerves exist beneath the surface of the skin that are not stimulated by a typical small-mass vibrator.
I'm sorry, I really wanted to like the X1 Orgasmatron. But it didn't work that way for me. If my clitoris was an "iceberg," the X1 Orgasmatron was a giant jackhammer battering away at it--and at my hand which was trying to hold it. I don't usually post videos when I do reviews, but I thought you needed to see this guy in action: