Patronising award: Brian really doesn't have a way with kids, does he?
He just can't help himself award: Nick can't stay away from Leanne when she's in trouble. She's vulnerable. He's there to pick her up. Do the maths.
Agony Aunt award: She's only 17 but Sophie seems to be the go-to girl for Dev's marital problems.
Beat yourself up award: Guilty star: Peter feels very guilty about messing up with Simon and doesn't know how to fix it. He figured it out in the end.
Change the record award: Marcus is first and foremost on Maria's things to talk about.
Blazing Row award: What a brilliant rant and rave Leanne had at Peter's expense. But she should have kept it out of Simon's room.
Familiarity breeds contempt award: Karl can't handle Sunita under his own roof. Why didn't Sunita to go the empty flat? Well, we know why but she didn't expect him to dump her.
Woman scorned award: Sunita's not taking: "Yer dumped" for an answer.
Stella to Karl: "I'm glad it's them going through this and not us" (give it 5 minutes)
Peter to Ken: "You are interested in the ongoing disaster that is my life"
Dev: "I'll give him a month, he will let you down" (How about an hour?)
Sunita to Dev: "This is the problem... the minute I reach the breaking point you're begging like a dog and you put me down in the same breath. You should have tried harder! You should have paid more attention!"
Gail told the customer that the chicken was good but the duck was quacking!
Leanne ranting to Peter: "Everything is your fault because everything is about you and your terms"
Leanne: "Two alcoholics in charge of a child. Yeah, that was going to end well!"
Eva: "It's a curse being this fabulous!"
Simon to Peter: "I thought if I had a drink, all my problems would go away" (ouch)
Carla thought she should leave, maybe go to Michelle's. Did she sell her flat? Maybe it's rented out?
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