Pretentious twit award: Ken, wearing a silk kimono, listening to classical music and looking for a cafetiere in Steve's flat. He's flirting and conversing with the cab customers on the phone, too.
Voice of Reason award: As much as it pains me, Tracy really did tell Paul the home truth about Lesley and about him using Eileen. Jason added to the mix with very valid concerns. Paul has blinders the size of dinner plates on. More denial than a thing in denial.
Clingy award: Eva's starting to make Nick's commitment alarm ring loudly and clearly!
NotFather of the year award: Sean hasn't spoken to Violet for ages. You'd think now he's in Dylan's life, he'd be in touch all the time! And he's jealous of the attention Marcus is giving Liam.
Hidden Agenda award: Gold Star: Methinks Kylie is more concerned about the Salon than Lewis' motives.
Extreme measures award: Gail has cut off ties with her mother over Lewis hoping for a bluff. Audrey changed the locks on the salon. David's getting legal advice.
Bridezilla's Back! Mary is in danger of taking over Rita's wedding and hen night if Rita doesn't keep her wits about her.
Charmed, I'm Sure award: Sylvia was fawning all over Lewis, even offering free condiments!
Musical abience: "Never gonna give you up" playing to Ken and Deirdre's separation.
That's You Told award: Deirdre stubbing out her cig in Ken's tea mug! (snork! Nice touch!)
Herculean vermin award: The rat managed to lift the lid on the breadbin and get in and close it again!
Lines of the Week:
Dev "Don't tell me, it was a cry for help" Sunita "No, Dev, it was a scream"
Gail "I don't like atmospheres, me. I'm very sensitive to them" (Then don't start them!) and "Me own mother! telling me I'm unloveable"
Deirdre about Ken "Sometimes, just sometimes, he's got a face you want to smack" (must run in the family! And may I just say Dev's smug smirking gob is a very close runner up)
Steve "Ken doesn't flounce"
Maria "You've got him running scared, Audrey" (In a pig's eye)
Tracy about Lesley "The woman in knitting with one needle"
Steve "Come and join us, we'll share a pint of peace" Deirdre "I'd rather have a cigarette"
Eileen speaking the truth "Lesley deserves a lot more than your guilt trip"
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