Idiot award: Gold Star: Steve defined an idiot as never learning from your mistakes, especially him. And he rehired Karl anyway!
Mein Hostess Fail award: Sunita made Karl sleep on the sofa that first night. With the kids' beds empty upstairs.
Was this a Bad Idea? award: Carla's already second guessing having Sally as a partner and it's not even happened yet.
Not your biggest fan award: Sarky star: Michelle sure is vocal about her dislike of Sally.
Little jugs Big ears award: Simon doesn't miss a trick (see lines of the week entry below)
Safety in the Workplace Fail: Carla didn't seem to see anything wrong with letting Simon run around a factory and Hayley certainly should have known better.
Rottweiller award: Kylie.
Lines of the Week:
Simon "What's a Black Widow?" Carla tells him (spider) Simon "It's just that Leanne said you were one when it came to men"
David to Audrey about Lewis "I see you've not had him surgically removed from you while you were gone"
Stylist geek "In the cutting game there are no short cuts"
Karl to Stella "You can trust me" (no she can't)
Carla "I haven't had the best luck with business partners" Michelle "At least you won't fall in love with this one"
Maria "He must have gone back to find him. He's so intelligent sometimes!" Audrey "Ooohh you mean Ozzie!?"
Audrey "Not only have you bit the hand that fed you, you've swallowed it whole" and "Did the captain of the Titanic thank the iceberg?"
Tommy "She's purring!" Tyrone "If i had a cat that purred like that, i'd put it down!" (Lots of great lines regarding the VW van!)
Norris to Audrey "Your lot make the Borgias look like the Waltons"
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