Recipe for disaster award: Lamb star: Betty left her recipe for hotpot to Sean. But it sounded like it would only feed a few people, not the 5000!
Darth Vader award: Death Star: Tommy, this is your father!!!! And he's about as trustworthy. What a slime!
Reality check award: Tommy wanted to believe all good things about his dad. He got a rude awakening.
Restaurant critic award: Five Stars: Simon instructing Roy on whether to feature liver and onions!
Crass award: Mary as usual these days. Why on earth would she make a joke to Norris about him being a little in love with Betty? Norris gets a mention for nosing in and trying to get Gordon to offer to pay off Betty's outstanding paper bill.
Who are you again? award: Sticking St. Ella into the storyline again (helping them clear out Betty's things.)
It's gonna be a breeze award: Irritating star: Sally's already wearing her Boss knickers in the factory. Carla knows how to play her. But it ain't gonna be easy.
Trouble stirring award: Terry is determined to groom Tommy and worked it so Tommy and Ty fell out.
Nosy old woman award: Why would Rita be reading Betty's private correspondence.
Boys' club award: Wonderful little scene with Karl, Steve, Dennis and Lewis smoking cigars out back.
Gordon "She's dead, Rita" (gulp)
Eva about David "I thought his innards were made from the stuff non-stick pans were made of"
Tyrone "Maybe they credit checked him and threw him in a dungeon?" Owen "Who do you bank with?"
Tommy "Who the hell do you think you are?" Tyrone "Tommy, this is your dad"
Terry about Tyrone "Oh look out, here comes the umpa lumpa"
Terry to Tommy "I made so many mistakes" Tina "Speak up, I can hardly hear over the sound of violins"
Terry about Roy "Where's the Rainman"
Kylie "She were all right, as far as old biddies go" (Kylie being Kylie)
Lewis "I quite like being told. Where's the fun in coming home late if there's no curfew?"
Tina to Gordon "I love your mum. She was Top" (so say we all)
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