'There's an anomaly in the crotch area'

Pity Jeffrey Goldberg's mother-in-law (no, that's not her in the picture) (Hat Tip: Memeorandum). My mother-in-law, though youthful in outlook and an all-around very attractive person, is also 79-years-old, 4'11" if she's lucky, and weighs about 110 pounds. She was in Washington to visit her grandchildren, and to lobby the Rhode Island congressional delegation as part of the American Library