The Problem

Okay, just to clarify, by equalizing the size issue, let's say that what was called an orange is actually a grapefruit. The most delicious grapefruit you ever ate.

The thing is, this grapefruit is surrounded by trees that bear no fruit at all, or are rather mealy apple trees.

Whereas the pineapple is surrounded by other pineapple trees, even though it's technically smaller than the grapefruit.

It's the pineapple isn't it? I'm going to check tomorrow, on foot--but I think it's the pineapple. Which is what I thought it was when I saw it online.

It's a very very delicious grapefruit. Surrounded by not tasty trees. Or an excellent, stunning pineapple, surrounded by other pineapples.