Memo to all South Florida law enforcement officers

TO: All South Florida Law Enforcement Officers

FROM: The Random Pixels Common Sense Desk

SUBJECT: Proper use of patrol vehicles

Just a reminder that police vehicles are not to be used for transporting furniture, mattresses, farm animals, cats, dogs, parakeets, women you meet in a bar, alcoholic beverages - either to or from "choir practice" - and last, but not least, hookers and other non-law