I actually was a bit nervous since last year's exam with a new eye doctor was a disaster. One of the most well known doctor's in town his prescription was wrong and my eyes knew it from the start; he, however, was adamant that I just needed time to get used to the change. The glasses were useless for near vision and I ended up continuing to wear my old ones. So today, we were trying a new optometrist a young, enthusiastic doctor who discussed his findings and encouraged questions. I felt much more comfortable with his prescription, which was a slight increase in the near vision correction and a decrease in the far vision in my left eye.
When I got home the WDA met me and repeated the sniff test as they asked about the human doctor's exam. They agreed that he knew what he was doing and that his resulting prescription made sense. Then they mentioned new glasses.
I told them that the useless ones had been very stylish but the cost of re-lensing them would be as expensive as a new pair so I planned to shop for a totally new frame.
"We thought you might say that," White Dog said, "So while you were gone the WDA and I did some browsing for you. Come to the computer and we will show you some tres chic and perfect ideas!" Aside from wondering how they knew my password, I was curious as to their choices. Let's just say my White Ones have a VERY interesting image of who their momma is...
"Look she even has your haircut," Nuka pointed out!
"Great work dear ones, I appreciate all of your efforts. Let me show you the pair that I kind of like...and so does dad," I begged. "Sure," they wagged in expectation. "We are sure they are the coolest, most perfect momma glasses made!" So I showed them my choice::
They looked at each other and then stared for a long time at my face. "Really, momma? THESE? Bore-ing! But go ahead if you are comfortable, we will still love you in boring, little old lady specs!" Ouch!