The Random Pixels Losers Corner welcomes...

Alex Rubin
....Alex Rubin.

By day, Rubin is a marketing executive.

But, at night - "when the fun starts" - he's also a SoBe hipster who fancies himself a rap star and nighttime party animal.

On New Year's Eve, Rubin, and a dozen or so of his homeboys ponied up more than $700 to party at Louis nightclub at South Beach's Gansevoort Hotel; but they ended up being treated no better than a bunch