YoYoMa, the Meister Jokester, offers some levity to share with your neighborhood pests friends:
Q. Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?
A. To keep his nuts warm!
A. To keep his nuts warm!
Q: How do you catch a mechanically inclined squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a 9/16 12N nut.
A: Climb a tree and act like a 9/16 12N nut.
Q: How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a coconut. ...
A: Climb a tree and act like a coconut. ...
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of Squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says...
"You can't drive around with squirrels in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says "OK"... and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands...
"I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies...
"I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
"You can't drive around with squirrels in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says "OK"... and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands...
"I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies...
"I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
Quinn did a bit of scholarly research about the Squirrels that live in New Mexico, although his research agreed with our observations that we have NO squirrels that live in our neighborhood. All of the White Dog Army loves to watch and stalk the Prairie Dog communities out on the mesa where we hike sometimes.
Ground Squirrels: Golden-Mantled Ground Squirrel, Mexican Ground Squirrel, Spotted Ground Squirrel, Thirteen-Lined Ground Squirrel, Rock Squirrel
Tree Squirrels: Albert's Squirrel, Arizona Gray Squirrel, Mexican Fox Squirrel, Red Squirrel
Antelope Squirrels: White-Tailed Antelope Squirrel, Harris's Antelope Squirrel, Texas Antelope Squirrel
Prairie Dogs, Marmots
Puff, our farm girl from Kansas, knows all about how tasty the furry ones are (if you are fast enough to catch one). Here is her favorite recipe for the delicacy:
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