BWAHAHAHAH! Hezbullah in 'dire financial straits'

What's a terror organization to do? With Syria fighting a revolt against Bashar al-Assad's rule and Iran straining under sanctions, Hezbullah, which is patronized by both countries, is going broke. While Hezbollah General Secretary Hassan Nasrallah appeared to be in high spirits recently during a rare public appearance in a suburb of Beirut, his organization is experiencing a severe financial