Without any piffle, here's the storyline for the week ahead on Coronation Street, all wrapped up nicely in 50 words or less.
Week of Monday 7 – Friday 11 November
Schmeichel turns seriously ill, Eileen helps Paul when his wife goes missing, Lloyd finds out about Cheryl and Chris, Julie and Brian go UFO spotting and Ciaran plans to marry Michelle.
Missed last week's Corrie? Catch up with the Coronation Street weekly updates
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