Corrie weekly awards, November 7 - 11

Flattery will get you everywhere: Sally has that glint in her eye again!

Undignified award: Gold Star: Sally really made a show of herself. I understand her anger but it really wasn't called for. At least she felt bad after but will she apologise?

Saviour award: Nick managed to get another order for the factory.

Worst Day Ever award: Poor Ches has to go through that funeral and then found out his beloved dog was ill and the eviction letter just topped it off.

Pants on Fire award: Gold Star: Chesney lied to Katy about the rent, the dog and stole the rent money Owen lent them! Chris is still lying to everyone about the tumour and poor Doc Carter is getting it from all sides.
Silver Star: Chris told Doc Carter he isn't a liar.

Logic award: Kirk being sensible about Schmeichel's chances.

Phone Home award: Brian is a dedicated believer of UFOs. Julie's not so sure, especially when it comes to camping on the red rec in winter.

Nosy award: Sean. Lloyd.

Three's a crowd award: Kirsty really hates Tina lurking around the house. Can't say I blame her really. Why didn't she move into the flat she still owns with Jason way back when?

Grow up award: Jason, let me ask you why you could still possibly want a woman when you're 50.

New 'do award: I love Eileen's new look!

Lines of the Week:
Fiz "All I can think about today was how happy we were" (when he wasn't stressing you out about identity theft, kidnappings etc.)
Ches "You keep dog biscuits in your pocket?" Kirk "Yeah, pretty much. You never know when you might need 'em" (Awwww)
Kirk "I was saving up for a cuckoo clock..." (eh?)
Sally "I hate to crack the whip" Eileen "You were born to crack the whip"
Owen "Boys have pets. Men have responsibilities" (Ouch)
Lloyd "My guts are on the floor, I've been betrayed, deceived, stabbed in the heart by the woman I love and my back is killing me!"
Julie "Brian, make love to me. And I promise I'll keep an eye out for any little green men on the bowling green!" Brian "You're a scoffer!!!"
Steve "For awhile there you had it all. You shouldn't be sat her moping, you should be doing the lap of honour!"