Visit to new Marlins stadium will include 'authentic South Beach douche-bag experience'

The Miami Marlins aren't taking any chances.

In order to ensure that games played in their new multi million dollar stadium will have maximum attendance, the team is taking an extraordinary step that all but guarantees a good part of their fans will be Genuine South Beach Douche-Bags.

From Eater Miami:
The Clevelander, ...has apparently built a poolside grill out of--er, in left field. Says