TV reporter does hurricane stand-up while covered in slimy sh*t!

hurricane:
 hur·ri·cane
[hur-i-keyn, huhr- or, especially Brit., -kuhn]

noun
1. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind speeds of or in excess of 72 miles per hour (32 m/sec). Compare tropical cyclone, typhoon.

2. a weather phenomenon that causes normally rational television reporters to do really stupid things in order to report something their viewers