Makeup remover award: Marc dunked his face in the cream cake and the heavy eyeliner disappeared.
Big Brother award: Gold Star: I love it when Kirk gets all protective of Maria.
Alienation Award: How to drive all your customers away in three quick lessons. David and Kylie won't have much of a salon left to run.
Dolce Vita award: Gold Star: Carla and Frank were sure loved up after their Roman Holiday. I've never seen her that bouncy!
Homeless award: Chris used to have his own flat. I assume he gave it up and moved in with Maria.
Sob story award: Dreaming about her baby in a Moses basket and singing Row Your Boat? Isn't that a bit over the top, Stella?
Style award: Julie again for that fab black and red dress. It really did say "banquet" and "take me but not all at once" didn't it!
Pants on Fire award: Gold Star: Carla told Frank she didn't still have feelings for Peter anymore.
SuperCow award: Stroppy Star: Someone needs to tell Eva that tearing up cards out of jealousy is for 3 year olds.
Lines of the week:
Simon "You can never have too many grans" (especially when you're 7!)
Mary to Audrey "As long as my appointment is with you and not the Boston Strangler"
Audrey to Kylie "Lighted candles? I wouldn't trust you near me with a hot cuppa tea!" and "Frankly the two of you couldn't run a bath let alone a salon"
Julie "To me, it's a date with Destiny"
Sean to Eileen "You are the glass half empty, chipped, been through the dishwasher of life too many times type"
Julie "Single is the cruelest word on the planet. That, and banana"
and "I am offering you the full English here but if all you want is cold toast and a quick coffee, it's your funeral"