Chivalry award: Smoky Star: Nick lighting Becky's cig?
Problem Child award: Gold Star: Amber busted Dev's rules and has been kicked out of uni.
Silver Star: That Beth's lad, apparently a junior arsonist. Hey, he could be Graeme Proctor in the making though.
Nosey Nelly award: Gail just can't help interfere where Kylie is concerned. Kylie's business with Social Services is none of her business.
Shortest "For Keeps" couple ever award: Gold Star: Becky and Nick? Really? And it and the job didn't even last a week.
Smoke and mirrors award: Becky and Steve are trying to one up each other. It's so obvious.
Dubious taste award: I'm not quite sure I'd want a sofa quite that pink.
Slum Lord award: Dev tells Tina he's jacking up the rent and I bet he's not charging Amber that extra 60 a month. He's such a tw...it.
Where are all these extra spare rooms in the terrace houses coming from? They're all 2 up 2 down. That means 2 bedrooms up, plus a bathroom (which used to be the bitty room before conversions). Sunita and Dev have the kids each in their own room and now Tyrone has a spare room though he's got Tommy living there too.
Lines of the week:
Gail "I'd make a wonderful addition to the bar staff" Becky "What, as the mascot?"
Dev about Amber "When she was a kid she used to watch courtroom dramas and say Daddy I'm gonna do that one day." (Oh? You weren't around until she was a teenager and she never ever called you Daddy)
David "You've got Becky working for you? As what? A bouncer?"
Maria "'E don't know much about management but he does know about sucking up"
Becky "Is this a party? It looks more like a living nightmare to me!"