Q: Why do people work for the TSA? A: Because McDonald's isn't hiring.

Nelson Santiago-Serrano

Until a few days ago, Nelson Santiago-Serrano was a TSA agent at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport.

While his fellow agents were busy touching and groping airline passengers' junk at security checkpoints; Santiago-Serrano kept himself busy in the baggage area stealing the passengers' sh*t.

From CNN:

A Continental Airlines employee Monday caught Nelson