You Know You're an Object-Oriented Philosopher When...


...you read a book that discounts the existence of people, popsicles and planets in favor of lumps of matter (almost the same phrase that “Phred” uses), and it literally makes you want to vomit. I haven't been very well this last fortnight and I shall forever associate these lumps of matter with the lumps of matter that came out of my mouth on several occasions, not to put too fine a point on it.

I mean honestly, how can these guys stand it? It's just horrible.