Vegan Status Report

(1) It's much easier than vegetarianism. Why? Easy--you don't get that stimulating cholesterol hit from milk and eggs, that makes other stuff taste inadequate. Anyone with addiction issues would be well served by veganism.

(2) Be careful what you dream of--in my case an eighties skit about vegans eating nothing but sitting at the back of the restaurant looking smug--it may come up and surprise you...

(3) OMG I am a vegan anarchist!