Just pull the strings on our fabulous new range of action figures and you will hear gems such as:
"I have a great idea, that no one has ever had. It's called skeptical empiricism!" Stephen Hawking
"Since I am a scientist, I am allowed to use ad hominem arguments and Palinist appeals to common sense." Sam Harris
"I am more intelligent than you, since I am predisposed to hear everything you say as nonsense, as you are a humanist." Richard Dawkins
"Tiny things and huge things are more real than medium-sized things." Thomas Metzinger
"The mind is reducible to neurons. New Agers say the Universe is a nonlocal hologram, like the physics guy across the quad. Wait a minute." Paul Churchland
"Folk you!" Paul Churchland
"You couldn't possibly understand the breathtaking infinity of Cantor sets, which is why Maoism is correct." A. Badiou
