Don't touch my junk!

That's the rallying cry at airports across the country. It's this year's version of "don't tase me bro."

You can't tune into a cable news channel without seeing a story on the "new enhanced pat downs."

If you're tired of the story, better not go anywhere near a TV set during Thanksgiving week.

The TSA justifies the new security measures because the "underwear bomber" was able to get a bomb on